Things I Don’t Recommend:
- Grading 50 papers in the span of 5 hours.
- Grading under the influence of — and I say this shamefully — Taco Bell.
- Dealing with people who clearly exist in some fantasy world.
- Dealing with people who refuse to take some shred of accountability for their dumbassery.
- Being a total freakazoid spazz to the hot Trader Joe’s cashier that was chatting you up.
- Forgetting to bundle up.
- Turning in homework that blatantly ignores the basic rules of grammar, spelling, structure, and so on. You’re not Faulkner, e.e. cummings, whatevs.
