The Lone Piece of Dating Advice I Am Legitimately Allowed to Give
When your ex — mere days after dumping his shitty ass — decides to publicly announce that he’s “single and ready to mingle,” you totally did the right thing.
Don’t ever feel terrible over a guy who never once considered your feelings. Don’t waste your tears or random thoughts over a guy who’s only interest is himself. Instead, feel bad for the next girl; she’s about to experience the very same thing. (And you know what? Totally not worth the trouble!)