Actually, I made them give me lists. No, wait. That’s not right. I emailed them for lists. These are the four that were kind enough to respond. Of course the others might be slaving over theirs as I write this, so stay tuned for additions. Otherwise, this is the awesome finale to my 2006 List-A-Mania — it’s a good thing this only happens once a year!
Miss Meow
talking about punching MFs in the testicles.
and also:
FERGIELICIOUS.
that. is. all.
Miss Meow is one of the brains behind the Girls’ DJ Collective and hands-down, the best-dressed tennis partner I’ve ever had.
John Sharkey III
Homostupids
Lamps
Times New Viking
Sharkey plays in Clockcleaner and knows more about comedy albums than I ever will.
Tobias Carroll
15 live experiences that made me glad to be alive in 2006, in no
particular order.
1. Cause Co-Motion
Glasslands / Brooklyn, NY / October 2006
2. Band of Horses
Red Eyed Fly / Austin, TX / March 2006
3. Comets on Fire
Knitting Factory / New York, NY / March 2006
4. Rocky Votolato
Southpaw / Brooklyn, NY / January 2006
5. Oxford Collapse
Glasslands / Brooklyn, NY / October 2006
6. Reykjavik!
Cafe Amsterdam / Reykjavik, Iceland / September 2006
7. Still Flyin’
Debaser / Stockholm, Sweden / August 2006
8. P.O.S.
Knitting Factory / New York, NY / February 2006
9. Maritime
Lava Lounge Patio / Austin, TX / March 2006
10. The Hold Steady
Warsaw / Brooklyn, NY / November 2006
11. Pink Mountaintops
Knitting Factory / New York, NY / June 2006
12. Richard Swift
Emo’s / Austin, TX / March 2006
13. The Brunettes
Red Eyed Fly / Austin, TX / March 2006
14. Oneida
Syrup Room / Brooklyn, NY / June 2006
15. Dälek
Avalon / New York, NY / May 2006
In some cases, it’s the feeling of unabashed joy that the artist in question summons up: at least two of the sets here ended with legions of friends and well-wishers coming onto the stage and dancing. In other cases, it’s a reminder of why I enjoy live music to begin with: Reykjavik! and P.O.S. both brought back the same feelings I had at my first hardcore shows, in very different ways. In still others — I’m looking at you, Oneida and Comets on Fire — it was raw force. I tend to come at music from an emotional perspective rather than a technical or historic one; at the root of it all is a simple question: does the music move me? That the key emotion for most of these shows was jubilation leaves me feeling better than usual about the year that was.
Tobias Carroll lives in Brooklyn, writes about music, and helps operate the East River Music Project.
Sam Allingham
The Top 10 Short Stores I Read in 2006 (in no particular order)
“Passion” by Alice Munro
I keep thinking I’m going to get tired of Alice Munro, but I never do. No one else I know writes a better conventional short story than she does, if you can call her carefully and intricately structured stories conventional. She’s got the best sense of timing out of all the contemporary writers I know, and the ending of this story is pretty much stunning.
“Testimony of Pilot” by Barry Hannah
I picked up the hard to find collection “Airships” at the main branch of the Library this fall. It’s from the late seventies, and nobody seems to write in this weird, pseudo-eloquent “southern” style anymore, but it’s a voice that Hannah totally nails. This story is totally balls-out bizarre, but it manages somehow to tell the story of America, 1950-1975, all in the space of twenty-odd pages.
“New York Mining Disaster”/”Nausea 1978″ by Haruki Murakami
I first became familiar with Murakami’s work via his novels, but I think he’s actually a much better short story writer than a novelist. Both these stories are excellent examples of his ability to establish creepy moods through a succession of seemingly mundane details, all circling around the issue of death, a preferred theme for Murakami’s short stories.
“Puffed Rice and Meatballs” by Lara Vapnyar
From this year’s O’Henry stories. Highly reccomended. Vapnyar isn’t flashy, but this story is really good with the psychology of its characters.
“A Brief History of the Dead”/”The Ceiling” by Kevin Brockmeier
Brockmeier is a really spotty writer; these are the only two stories of his I’ve really liked, but they’re both crackerjack. Brockmeier specializes in conceits, but he manages, in both of these stories, to make real tragedy out of them.
“The High Divide” by Charles D’Ambrosio
People don’t give D’Ambrosio enough credit. He’s truly awesome, and this story has some of the best one-liners and dialogue I’ve read in a long time. After I read this story I kept quoting some of them aloud to people, many of whom I barely knew or had just met. I’m sure it was annoying as hell.
“Fantasy for Eleven Fingers” by Ben Fountain
This story inspired to half-write what ended up being a really shitty novel. An excellent example of quasi-historical short fiction, or what I like to call the “fake biography” school of short stories.
“The Pugilist at Rest” by Thom Jones
A not-so-brief snapshot from the strange world of Thom Jones. I tried to teach this in my writing class, but the kids didn’t know what to make of it. I guess I don’t really either, but it’s amazing anyway.
“The Card Trick” by Tessa Hadley
This is as good an example of any of the contemporary short story; it’s personal, tightly constructed, and fairly sad. I actually got really emotional when I finished this story. I was in a coffeeshop and kind of thought I was gonna get all teary and shit. Thankfully I held it back. Fuck that girly emotional crap!
“The Sorge Spy Ring” by Aleksander Hemon
Oh, footnotes. You’re kind of stupid a lot of the time, but occasionally someone comes along who makes you seem viable. I think this story is responsible for all those Nabokov comparisons Hemon always gets, which are unfair to both him and Nabokov.
Sam Allingham is an Assistant Program Coordinator at the Kelly Writers House. We had a very long, drawn out argument about Chris Ott’s totally crappy Decemberists concert review last semester.