Spamalicious

July 30th, 2008

I love to check the spam filter. Here’s three I found particularly hilarious today, causing tears of laughter that could only be stopped after 5 minutes:

Subject: Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman
Message: Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls

Subject: Release Of The Nancy Pelosi Sex Dvd Causes Mass Erectile Dysfunction In Us
Message: Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton

Subject: Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
Message: Bush Down to 8 Friends on Myspace

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