Moral Imperative: Whales Definitely Need Names Like “Mister Splashy Pants”
December 1st, 2007From my pal Herbie (of Brown Recluse Sings):
this is seriously one of the most hilarious things the internet hath produced recently. greenpeace put up a voting thing on their site to name a whale. and all the names are lame like ‘means “fighting warrior” in japanese’. the OBVIOUS choice is mister splashy pants.
please post this around! it’s already been on all the msgboards i post on … get it out there some more!
VOTE OR DIE, BITCHES. PARTICIPATORY DEMOCRAZY.









