CMJ = Do Not Want
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007How many more years of CMJ do I have to endure until everyone gets the point that it doesn’t matter? Now if I could just get annoying publicists to understand that, maybe they’d stop emailing me their party invites. I know, boo fucking hoo, but the percentage of the invites in my email account is staggering.
Instead I will be in the wilds of Vermont, inhaling the endless view of foliage and buying my weight’s worth in maple syrup. I will be thankful to be here, instead of some dingy bar, as the music press swirls around attempting to anoint some pasty-faced dudes as The New Great Thing.

I’ve really kind of had it music these days, and articles such as this not only reinforce those feelings but also depress the fuck out of me because the quality is so lowest common denominator. I mean really, what new information is this writing bringing to the table? And why the failure to account for artists that create, in some sense, rhythm-oriented music? (Does half the musical world just instantly fall off the map because it negates the writer’s so-called thesis?)
I spent my weekend reviewing an academic journal article for class (J.W. Rinks’ “Higher Education in Radio 1922 - 1934″), and while I think there’s plenty of flaws in the peer-review process, this particular piece was way more fascinating than any half-assed rumination on the Arcade Fire’s whiteness could ever be. Find an interesting way to talk to me about how white folks of the middle-class milieu cater to that particular audience, I guess, or find something new and actually interesting to write about, instead continuing to reinforce the rock crit hegemony.
Maybe I’m just sad and cranky CAMP WPRB is over, maybe I’m annoyed that I keep getting passed over jobs (and watch them go to undeserving twits), maybe I hate my outfit today, whatever. Here are some things to share:
» Did I tell you guys my ipod was stolen 3 weekends ago? I was rushing to return my carshare reservation (amongst other things) and accidentally left it in the car. When I returned, it was gone. Not the worst thing in the world but sucks nonetheless.
» My neighborhood coffee shop played Helium’s The Magic City the other day — and this was not my doing. It was kind of amazing.
» I wrote up the Austin band White Denim for the City Paper last week. Hopefully someone went to this show, because I was stuck writing a paper.










