one of the nice things about this weekend, besides paying off my sleep debt, was that i had time to prepare my class lesson for today. yes, you heard right — today i taught my first class ever. how did i wind up doing this? well, a friend of mine who’s a prof at penn had to be in dublin to present a paper and i guess she found me qualified, ignoring the fact that i have a BFA from an art school where the students valued looking cool more than learning [but isnt education wasted on the youth anyway?]. i guess i have cred and really, thats enough to earn me the title of “guest lecturer”.
lots of people tell you that teaching is a rewarding experience but does everyone ever mention how utterly terrifying it is to stand up in front of a class? its like having a conversation with someone you don’t know very well and you’ve reached the bitter end where you’re grasping at straws just to keep talking. thats the point where i generally fall silent, awkwardly smile and then just walk away because im such a spazz. but since these future leaders of the free world are paying upwards of 50K a year, i gotta keep talking.
the course i subbed for is called “rock and roll sublime” — its a writing course that makes you watch at lot of rock films and read philosophy books to understand the idea of the sublime [which is pretty much not the way its used commonly]. its an awesome class and the teacher is phenomenal, so if you find yourself at penn, i highly recommend taking it.
anyway, the class in its final stretch, which talks about music that is not sublime, ie, punk, and thats where i come in. today i taught the following songs: sex pistol’s “god bless the queen”, black flag’s “t.v. party” and x-ray spex’s “oh bondage up yours”. the sex pistols song was the one i was required to teach, the other two were my own doing. the game plan was to explain that punk = not sublime and that the sex pistols could be considered the ur-punk song, but interestingly enough, the students did not see it this way. in their eyes johnny rotten was too heroic, the song was too slick and it advocated a message that was ultimately sublime.
i didnt see it this way, so [i feel like] i asked a lot of dumb, cyclical questions. for the teachers in the crowd: do you usually feel like you’re talking in circles? in fact, i was a bit worried that when they werent buying the sex pistols bait, that i wouldnt be able to teach today’s class properly. and then… i remembered i brought in black flag.
what didnt click with them on the first song, did so with “tv party” and “oh bondage”, so that was kind of a relief. if it didnt work, id be screwed! now im just curious to find out what they thought of me. perhaps it was the same thing i thought: this lady is a fraud.
» in other news, i have plenty new musix to blog about and yes, you shall be thee lucky recipients.
» i have no reason to attend pizza club now that itunes lets me download episodes of “desperate housewives”.
» yesterday i reached a new low in locust bar karaoke — i asked for a monitor check before doing “blue monday” got it. furthermore, i asked for a touch more reverb in my vocals and i got it. am i high maintenence or what?
» my next column for xlr8r rolls out in january. i wrote it at like, 5AM and it sounds insane. love it!