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i have been slack on
February 9th, 2003i have been slack on the DJ front, my lovely ones.
it changes this week, well, at least on friday. i bet the khyber’s thanking their lucky stars that their resident DJ, moi, is a single gal. they’d be so screwed for valentines day!
yep, thats right, her jazz heads back to the khyber on 2/14. your usual dose of cranky pop tunes, dissonant disco and new-new wave that expired about fifteen minutes ago. perhaps i’ll be in a loving mood and let you request a tune. its free, like me.
true story: last winter i had to deal with the uncomfortable experience of a couple getting it on right in front of my eyes while djing. playing “oh bondage, up yours!” probably wasnt a good move on my behalf, it seemed to aid the folks [one of which plays in a notable rockband] in making them more, uh, feisty.
what im trying to say here is do not make out in front of the dj, especially if that dj is me.