our band could be your life

read the second to last paragraph. important back then, possibly more vital to heed these words today.

this is dance floor numerology

::Todd - perhaps you are referring to Fursaxa? saw Tara Burke at the Rotunda in …

:Tara told me the name ‘Fur-saxa’ used to be her old phone number.

okay, so i totally lied

my day wasnt all sugar and spice. some of it was frightening. like this.

i was waiting to catch the BSL home [after a day of malling it up]. out of the corner of my eye, i saw this guy, a rather large bald white frat kind [i imagined up a lifestyle; he listened to 311 and read nothing] remove a pair of nunchucks from his bookbag. he begins to beat the shit out of these two guys. they manage to escape, heading down to the platform. a stand off ensues, but i didnt see any of it as i was standing upstairs, the alarms of the transit police blaring into my ears. stupidly, i tried dialing 911 on my mobile phone, but they dont work underground.

anyway, the train was coming and i snuck down the other side of the stairs. the crazy nunchuck frat guy tries to get on the train. as soon as he thought he was making a clear escape, the transit police come and book this motherfucker.

shaken, the train closed its doors and made its way home. i sat and thought damn, what if that got worse? i mean, i didnt know he was carrying a weapon in his bag, what else did he have in there? the idea of getting both of my bikes fixed [now both have flats] seemed like a smarter one.

snark: [Lewis Carroll, via the Michigan Terminal System] n. 1. A

system failure. When a user’s process bombed, the operator would get the message “Help, Help, Snark in MTS!” 2. More generally, any kind of unexplained or threatening event on a computer (especially if it might be a boojum). Often used to refer to an event or a log file entry that might indicate an attempted security violation. See snivitz. 3. UUCP name of snark.thyrsus.com, home site of the Jargon File 2.*.* versions (i.e., this lexicon).

drop your delivery

ive found that im spending nicer days off the internet than i am on it. whats so good about this medium anyway? im getting incredibly tired of some of the folks that crawl the web [my list of good internet folk is very very short these days]. and if you have a problem with that, take it up with me. stop being snarky.

so what did i do on my internet-less day? [mental note] i went back to the homeland - new jersey - to do some shopping and mall hopping with a pal. there’s nothing like walking and talking with real people. i picked up a pair of ortofon needles today at such a low low price, im still amazed.

really, thats all. good night.

wacky photographs?

#reqs: search term

information about wanna buy a bridge?

tired tape machine

for those who didnt know already - yesterday i did a five hour radio show. check the playlists page.

interesting news

seems my old school has put up some parts of the catalog we [well… i] made for our thesis exhibition, photography 2000-01. i have three copies left and they’re for sale at 10$ each. limited to a run of 500 and theyre almost gone. please send a note if youre interested in purchasing one.

and she was a mormon too

home, after a day of madonna and david pajo ogling; ive discovered that the tables are turning.